i was standing on the bus back from uni and the driver suddenly braked really hard and this girl like flew across the bus and somehow i caught her and without thinking i said ‘i think you just fell for me’ and i shit you not the entire bus applauded me
NEWS UPDATE the girl has just added me on facebook
dude, you got mad game.
when ur crush looks around at ur general direction
They’re called “eyebrows” cuz my eyes be browsin yo fine ass
My goal in life is to be like them.
Really it’s the high-five that seals it. That’s rhythm and being in sync with each other.
enough of that “stick around for ur family” shit
here’s why you shouldn’t kill yourself u fucker
- fuckin puppies those cute lil shits
- dude have you seen the fucking maldives
- did i mention orgasms
- ddude fob is back together n they r releasing new pUNK SONGS
- so many concerts to go to
- fuckin WINTER. snow n shit
- the “keep calm and carry on” meme is dying
whenever im sad i look at this post
if we’re dating you can have your freedom, you’re not my prisoner. just stay loyal & be honest. that’s all i ask muhfucka.
Yeah and fuck me at least once a day and don’t text me all day cause that shit annoying